who the hell names their child “leshawna”
lemama
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its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
Misspelled 2 days wrong.
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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
I have constantly been chewing on my lips since I was a child. The inside of my lips are always torn up from my constant chewing. I actually never thought that constant lip-biting was abnormal or compulsive.. until right now.
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my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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