how to beat the zombies

fartgallery:

eat them first. they wont be expecting it. and if word gets around the zombie community they will be like wtf and realize that eating people is really fucked up and might stop and leave us alone

(via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

I wished you cared as much as I care about you…

youngblackandvegan:

my goal has always been

to carry myself in such a way

that people know not to step to me

unless they are coming correct

(via parisdreams)

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

(via sunsetes)

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*

(via sunsetes)

anneisrestless:

Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.

(via sunsetes)

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

(Source: michellevisagevevo, via jeannettehigginbotham)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via macaroni-and-knees)

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via macaroni-and-knees)

drewebber:

gookgod:

we are evolving

21st century innovation

drewebber:

gookgod:

we are evolving

21st century innovation

(Source: sluttydilf, via lvcille)

bforrester92:

Selfie Sunday 😎

bforrester92:

Selfie Sunday 😎

Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran, via bayprettyboy)

staff:

whitehouse:

So, this just happened backstage.
President Obama and David Karp are about to kick off a Q&A on college affordability live from the White House. Tune in at 4 p.m. ET at WhiteHouse.Tumblr.com

Consider it kicked off. 

staff:

whitehouse:

So, this just happened backstage.

President Obama and David Karp are about to kick off a Q&A on college affordability live from the White House. Tune in at 4 p.m. ET at WhiteHouse.Tumblr.com

Consider it kicked off. 

(via satansmile)